A constantly evolving set of guidelines for dealing with resplendent Jenitude on a day-to-day basis. (The gaps in the numbering are intentional and represent rules that have yet to be written, not rules that have been omitted, and I'd like to thank everyone who has contributed Rules or suggestions -S)
#1 Jen is an exceptional person who is to be worshipped and adored at all times.
#2 Jen is always special.
#3 Jen is frequently up to something.
#4 Jen can usually get away with it.
#5 If your relationship with Jen fails, it's your fault.
#6 (The Jennocious Tenet of Remote Control Ownership) If Jen wants to watch a particular movie or TV show, she will. Even if it clashes with The Game. You may, however, purchase and fit new batteries in the remote.
#7 There is no rule 7.
There are more. Good stuff! Read Jen(n)!
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