Yoga Girl

Yoga Girl has 57 things about herself, she couldn't quite make it to 100, and some of them are:

• I am an email/blogger junkie.
• I can still stand on my head. I taught myself to do it at age 6 and wore a bald spot into my head. Luckily the hair grew back.
• I will not each spinach... I will not eat food next to spinach either.

In How to Please Me, she writes:

• tell me I look like a "superhero" dressed in my turbokick gear.
• give me a blank CD *before* you ask me to copy some music for you.
• tell me my turbokick was the best class you've ever taken at this gym.
• describe "69" as "mutualness".
• exclaim you come to yoga class to get a "butt like mine".
• pretend that my jokes are funny.

In How to Peeve Me, she writes:

• ask me if this is a yogafit class or a "real" yoga class.
• start janis joplin MP3s on your computer and then get up and leave the lab.
• bring pralines back from N'awlins the week I give up sugar.
• wait until class starts to remove your pants in the yoga room (at least revealing some workout shorts underneath)
• look at my dog's chest xray and ask if she's alive.

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